Author: emtwytte

August 17, 2016

Does Using Good Grammar Screw Up Your SEO?

It’s the kind of question that haunts you at night: “Does using good grammar up your SEO?” (I’m hearing it now in a kind of Jacob Marley-esque of voice.) I want to say, “I certainly hope not.” Knowing how most people write, however, I have to say more honestly that there’s a pretty good chance the answer is, “Yes.” Although,...

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August 13, 2016

Grammar Humor to Brighten Your Weekend

Want to brighten your weekend? How about some grammar humor?  1. Are We There Yet? They get capitalization and punctuation leniency since it’s a pun (because puns naturally break a lot of those rules). Still, I’d be more tempted to buy the t-shirt from etsy if the capitalization were better…  2. Learn to Cut and Paste Kids See! See! Direct address matters! Using...

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August 12, 2016

Virginia Woolf Quote: Money and a Room of Her Own

Life has changed a great deal since Virginia Woolf said that to write fiction, a woman needs “money and a room of her own.” Today, people write all over the place: the couch, the airport, on airplanes, in coffee shops, at restaurants, and more. Modern technology really helps to get around the room of her own part of the quote....

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August 11, 2016

What Makes Someone Act out of Character?

A writer knowing what makes someone act out of character is like a race car driver knowing how changes to the engine feel. Yes, if an amateur drives the car, it can still move pretty fast. With a professional driver paying attention to the nuances of the engine, on the other hand, it’s possible to predict its reactions and improve its performance. All...

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August 8, 2016

Winnie the Pooh Didn’t Say That! (That’s Why It’s Funny!)

Here’s a little humor for your Monday. Remember how the art of the unexpected is about setting you up for one outcome and then giving you another? Well, with parody, you automatically have an expected outcome… And no, of course, Winnie the Pooh didn’t say that (He wasn’t in Queen!). But can you imagine it in his voice? Hilarious!

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August 7, 2016

An Artist Who Turns Puns into Paintings – with Sheep!

I’ve heard my share of puns (ok, possibly more than my share), but how often do you get to see puns? Today, I ran across an artist who turns puns into paintings – with sheep, no less. Some examples include Ewetube (a sheep sticking out of either end of a long mailbox), Harry Potter (a sheep working on a pottery...

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August 6, 2016

Scene Dissection: A Writing Prompt for Improving Complexity

The people-watching writing prompt is a good starting point for any exercise, and if you want to improve complexity in your writing, all you need to do is add a little scene dissection. Improving Complexity with Scene Dissection Now, in film, scene dissection is the way a single scene may be broken down into multiple camera shots from different angles....

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August 4, 2016

A William Faulkner Quote: Read, Read, Read.

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August 3, 2016

Sometimes, Poems Just Happen

There are times when you spend hours, days, or more working on a poem. A poem that you tweak and re-write and struggle with. Then, there are the other times – when poems just happen. When it’s like you’re walking through a field, trip on something, and unbury it only to find that it’s something wonderful and new. And somehow it didn’t...

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August 1, 2016

My Biggest Roadblock to Writing a Novel: Why Coming Back from Vacation Is Hard

Ok, that’s not the only reason I missed my deadline and haven’t started posting again as planned although, I have to admit, it’s really hard to give up all this reading that I’ve been doing. And it’s not totally hyperbole: books might very well be my biggest roadblock to writing a novel (or more novels). Or doing anything else, for that matter....

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