What is a comedy of thoughts? I don’t know. As far as I know, I just made it up. In this case, it’s like a comedy of manners but in your head. Sounds awful, right?
Responsibility: Weren’t we supposed to do a post today?
Panic: You mean, we didn’t do it? We-
Memory: Relax. We did one.
Responsibility: We did? I don’t see it?
Memory: We scheduled it.
Responsibility: Are you sure? When did we do it?
Memory: Last weekend, we did both posts – you remember.
Wit: No. You remember.
Responsibility: And you’re sure we did this week’s? Because I don’t see any listed.
Logic: If they’re not in the list of posts, we didn’t schedule them.
Memory: Doesn’t matter. We did them.
Logic: Then, they should be in the drafts.
Memory: This is a private conversation.
Responsibility: They’re not in drafts.
Logic: He must be remembering last week.
Memory: I am not!
Responsibility: We still have to do today’s post then.
Panic: But it’s already today! It’s afternoon! We can’t-
Creativity: -Oooh! More to write? Can we do something crazy? Something out there! Or, I know, we could draw a picture – or paint one! Painting’s even-
Panic: -We don’t have time to paint! We don’t have time to do anything!
Logic: We could do it on our lunch break.
Wit: Could we? Are you sure?
Responsibility: Yes. That’s fine. We’ll do it on our lunch break.
Memory: We already did it.
Panic: But what will we write about? How can we even think of an idea that fast?
Creativity: Are you kidding? We have lists of ideas! Have you been-
Memory: We already did it!
Logic: If you two keep arguing, we will run out of time.
Panic: See? I told you we didn’t have enough time!
Wit: That helped.
Panic: We’ll never get it done!
Memory: We. Already. Did. It.
Responsibility: Guys, put it aside. We need to work on other things. Today’s article can wait until-
Memory: WE ALREADY DID IT!!! [Storms off.]
Logic: …he’s going to spend the whole afternoon nagging us that we already did it, isn’t he?
Wit: Nope. Absolutely not.